After meeting me at the library after school last night and heading to our racquetball date, Preston turns to me.
P: Here. (hands me his lunchbox) Want to share some of my lunch?
Me: Wait, you didn't eat the lunch I packed you?
P: No, I did. But...uh...want to share some of it with me?
Me: You didn't eat all of it?
P: Just look in my lunchbox.
Me: Did you go to McDonald's again? I packed you a lunch so you wouldn't have to go to McDonald's.
P: No, I ate my lunch.
Me: But you want to share it with me? Come on! You did have McDonald's!
P: JUST LOOK IN THE BOX.
(I open the lunchbox, inside are two McDonald's sundaes...hands down my favorite dessert in the world)
Me: Aawww! Yay, treats! Honey, you shouldn't have!!
P: I love you.
P: I also had a Double Bacon Cheeseburger.