Tonight, Preston and I sat down at the kitchen table.
"Let's eat ice cream, play Scrabble and watch a movie," says I.
"Nay, we must pay bills," says Preston.
"Sulk, sulk, sulk," I reply.
So while he wrassled the family finances, I let him go at it alone and made a movie about Scrabble instead.
It was successful! All hail Ben and/or Jerry.