Husband: So what exactly are you doing on Tumblr?
Me: (silent clicking)
Husband: Okay, if you've got a Tumblr, what's your blog for?
Me: (more silent clicking)
Husband: Wait, so Google has a 'plus' now? I really don't get any of this.
Me: (SIGH) Would you like a chart or graph that should finally make it clear?
Husband: No quoting Postal Service, please.
Me: But I've prepared a lecture!
Husband: Sweet mother. I didn't realize it was this bad.
Me: Yikes. Me neither....
...I should tweet it.